Thursday, January 29, 2009

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

kevin smith makes a shitfest

totally unoriginal, unfunny (for the most part), unnecessary film to add to kevin smith's growing resume of shit. ok, i seriously was a huge smith fan back in the day. i LOVE clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, even clerks 2! but, his other works like jersey girl, and this are so damn pointless and unfunny that it makes me wonder why smith doesn't just stick to what he's good at... the jay and silent bob jersey flicks. watch this for justin long's performance, and that's it. also, kevin smith seems to be stuck in the nineties musically. why was there dmx and primus music in a present day movie? made no sense, other than kevin smith doesn't get out much.
tom savini's part was pointless and wasted, justin long was great but his part was tragically short, kevin smith's wife makes another retarded appearance even though she has no fucking talent, there was absolutely no chemistry between rogen and banks, the story was SOOO UNORIGINAL. not to mention this was basically like any other seth rogen/judd apatow film of late (think knocked up or 40 year old virgin). did i mention that it sucked?


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