Sunday, December 28, 2008

Jack Frost

"well it aint fucking frosty!"

with brilliant dialogue like that you know it must be a great b grade christmas horror flick. jack frost is terrible. that's the only way to describe it overall. now i really love terrible movies that are entertaining, but this was dreadful. the filmmakers idea of action was close up shots of various snow men body parts, followed by cuts to some bloody mess, back to the snow men, etc. there were almost no wide shots whatsoever in the film. the story even rips off david lynch's twin peaks in many ways! not to mention how horrible the "snow" looked in the movie... we also don't get to see shannon elizabeth's boobs. what the fuck?

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